Cast
in order of appearance
| Ulf Ighe | Himself | |
| TBA | Lantmätaren | |
| TBA | Polisen | |
| TBA | Prästen | |
| TBA | Tanten | |
| TBA | Joggaren | |
| TBA | Eleven utanför B216 | |
| Blodiga fysseboken | Himself | |
| TBA | Censurkonsulten | |
| Mika Perälä | Rektorn (R) | |
| TBA | Voice of Sekreteraren | |
| TBA | Eleven i skåpet | |
| TBA | Eleven vid skåpet | |
| Björn Andersson | Ghostbuster 1 (GB1, "smart") | |
| Markus Pedersen | Ghostbuster 2 (GB2, "rädd") | |
| Mika Perälä | Ghostbuster 3 (GB3, "dum") | |
| Björn Andersson | Moosebuster-boss (B) | |
| Markus Pedersen | Moosebuster 1 (M1) | |
| Mika Perälä | Moosebuster 2 (M2, "dum") | |
| TBA | Personen i hissen | |
| TBA | Personen vid hissen | |
| TBA | Liten gubbe | |
| TBA | Pizzakillen | |
| TBA | Ljudkillen | |
| TBA | Spöket | |
| TBA | Vattenslangskillen | |
| TBA | Tyske professorn (TP) | |
| TBA | Herr Svenningsson | |
| TBA | Intet vetande person 1 | |
| TBA | Intet vetande person 2 | |
| TBA | Lärare på B400 | |
| TBA | Person som säger "Nä, älg" 1 | |
| TBA | Person som säger "Nä, älg" 2 | |
| TBA | Person som säger "Nä, älg" 3 | |
| TBA | Person som säger "Nä, älg" 4 | |
| TBA | Person som nästan säger "Nä, älg" | |
| TBA | Person som säger "Nä, älg" 5 | |
| TBA | Mafioso | |
| TBA | Rambo | |
| TBA | Ambulanskille 1 | |
| TBA | Ambulanskille 2 | |
| TBA | Monolit-figur 1 | |
| TBA | Monolit-figur 2 | |
| TBA | Ful gammal hallåa | |
| The Credits | Themselves | |
| The animals that weren't harmed | Themselves |
No animals were harmed during the writing of the script for this motion picture.
If we ever get 'round to making the movie, however, then you'll see animal-harming by the bucket-full.
After all, harming animals is what movie making is all about.
God, we love to harm animals.
Here, kittie, kittie...