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The Pope is a Chicken!
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2006-09-17:
The Pope responds to the muslims' criticism. -A crusade or two would calm them down...		2006-07-27:
All who have abortions, all who help with abortions, all who handle embryos, all who conduct stem cell research, all who contain stem cells... - The Pope presents this summer's excommunications.
2006-06-09:
Publish?! No! Child molestation should of course be kept secret. Amateurs! - The Pope hears about a Swedish newspaper publishing a raped 13-yesr-old girl's name and picture.		2006-05-25:
Hard Petrus Hallelujah! - The Lordi Pope is rehearsing for the Vatican's first appearance in the Eurovision Song Contest.
2006-05-15:
Wow! Someone really reclaimed the crap out of the Pope.		2006-04-25:
Okay, perverts! You can use condoms! As long as you wait until you've already been infected...
2006-04-19:
The Pope celebrates his first year.		2006-04-02:
Women will be given control over their bodies! Contraceptives, abortions... It's all okay! - Noone fell for the Pope's April fools' joke.
2006-03-26:
The Pope prepares for easter.		2006-03-12:
The Pope comments on the church collaps in Uganda: Haha! God hates Protestants!
2006-03-05:
The pope has the bird flu.		2006-02-28:
2006-02-19:
2006-02-12:
2006-02-05:
2005-10-03:
2005-09-20:
2005-09-12:
2005-09-06:
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2005-07-27:
2005-06-22:
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2005-05-31:
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2005-04-14:
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2005-04-01:
2003-07-31:
2003-07-09:
2003-01-05:
2002-12-03:
The first animated pope: The Pope is in a state of suspended animation.		2002-06-13:
Look out! The Pope's (more) evil twin is back!
2002-06-04:
The Pope gives his view on the pedophile problems again. - One child is no child!		2002-05-27:
The Pope comments on the election campaign. - Why does the democrats want to drive Britta from their house? - Why don't the conservatives know grammatics?
2002-05-06:
The Pope gives his view on the pedophile problems. - It's a pedagogical problem... People assume that the church is good.		2002-04-15:
The Pope presents this week's word: krepitation
2002-03-18:
The Pope presents this week's word: embonpoint		2002-02-12:
The Pope in the grocery store. - What?! Cacao is NOT for your eyes?
2002-01-22:
The Pope was the last one to notice. - It's a bloody palindrom year, it is!		2001-12-24:
2001-12-05:
Påven vill gärna hjälpa folk, men inte till vilket pris som helst.
Påven vill gärna hjälpa folk, men inte till vilket pris som helst.
2001-11-21:
Påven är demokrat.
Påven är demokrat.		2001-11-04:
Påven börjar tröttna på alla practical jokes.
Påven börjar tröttna på alla practical jokes.
2001-10-16:
Påven har anlitat Misse från Manpower.
Påven har anlitat Misse från Manpower.		2001-10-08:
Påven föreslår fler lösningar på världens problem.
Påven föreslår fler lösningar på världens problem.
2001-09-11:
Enkel lösning på världens problem.
Enkel lösning på världens problem.		2001-08-27:
The Pope is learning from other peoples mistakes.
The Pope is learning from other peoples mistakes.
2001-08-22:
Påven är inte sjuk, han har jetlag.
Påven är inte sjuk, han har jetlag.		2001-08-12:
Till allas förvåning starar påven mässan med blandade småhopp.
Till allas förvåning starar påven mässan med blandade småhopp.
2001-07-31:
Historiens första dubbelpåve!
Historiens första dubbelpåve!		2001-07-11:
A joke about Scandisc.Plus the background is blue...
A joke about Scandisc.
It's not funny in Swedish either.
Plus the background is blue...
2001-06-26:
Påven borde ha insett att det var dumt att stå så nära...
Påven borde ha insett att det var dumt att stå så nära...		2001-06-19:
Påven visar upp de nya bumerangformade gatstenarna.
Påven visar upp de nya bumerangformade gatstenarna.
2001-06-12:
Påven välkomnar sänkt skatt på vin.
Påven välkomnar sänkt skatt på vin.		2001-06-04:
Påven är lite sen.
Påven är lite sen.
2001-05-22:
Påven har märkt kardinalernas hjälmar.
Påven har märkt kardinalernas hjälmar.		2001-05-14:
Påven vägrade ställa upp på hyllningen till Douglas Adams.
Påven vägrade ställa upp på hyllningen till Douglas Adams.
2001-05-07:
Påven är bombad.
Påven är bombad.		2001-05-01:
Påven är inte helt öppen om demonstrationen på 1:a maj.
Påven är inte helt öppen om demonstrationen på 1:a maj.
2001-04-16:
Påven var försonande i sitt påsktal.
Påven var försonande i sitt påsktal.		2001-04-10:
Sometimes the Pope forgets when he introduces himself.
Sometimes the Pope forgets when he introduces himself.
2001-04-02:
The Pope presents the latest in smoke weaning.
The Pope presents the latest in smoke weaning.		2001-03-27:
Andersson's unfinished.
Andersson's unfinished.
2001-03-19:
Påven anser att våren är här.
Påven anser att våren är här.		2001-03-12:
The Pope comes out about his double life as Barbabright's oldest son Barbados.
The Pope comes out about his double life as Barbabright's oldest son Barbados.
2001-03-05:
Påven är på väg till möte med Anonyma Autister.
Påven är på väg till möte med Anonyma Autister.		2001-02-26:
Påven visar upp sin nya piercing.
Påven visar upp sin nya piercing.
[Tack till Lars för idé]
2001-02-19:
The Pope is politically correct.
The Pope is politically correct.		2001-02-12:
Påven tänker jaga varg.
Påven tänker jaga varg.
2001-02-05:
Påven sparar el.
Påven sparar el.		2001-01-30:
Påven har fått galna kyckling-sjukan.
Påven har fått galna kyckling-sjukan.
2001-01-08:
Nyåret förstördes av en kläpp-toman.
Nyåret förstördes av en kläpp-toman.		2000-12-19:
The Pope is a bit christmas stressed.
The Pope is a bit christmas stressed.
2000-12-12:
The Pope is handing in his wish list.
The Pope is handing in his wish list.		2000-11-20:
The Pope is hit by anti-fundamentalist fundamentalists.
The Pope is hit by anti-fundamentalist fundamentalists.
2000-11-14:
The Pope found a ballot box behind the baptismal font.
The Pope found a ballot box behind the baptismal font.		2000-11-06:
The Pope takes his daily rothenon shot.
The Pope takes his daily rothenon shot.
2000-10-16:
The Pope has smoked a fat joint.
The Pope has smoked a fat joint.		2000-10-02:
A monk tries to pick up the Pope.[An extremely funny pun in Swedish. Honest.]
A monk tries to pick up the Pope.
[An extremely funny pun in Swedish. Honest.]
2000-09-18:
The feminists' answer to MIB: LIR
The feminists' answer to MIB: LIR		2000-09-05:
The Pope comes out as a airportophile.
The Pope comes out as a airportophile.
2000-08-29:
The Pope takes a stand.
The Pope takes a stand.		2000-08-22:
The Pope demands respect.
The Pope demands respect.
2000-08-15:
Among the other mutants, the Pope is known as Boron.
Among the other mutants, the Pope is known as Boron.		2000-07-31:
The Pope is back from a nice holiday in Dalarna.
The Pope is back from a nice holiday in Dalarna.
2000-07-11:
2000-06-19:
Italy beat Sweden even with the Pope as goalie.
Italy beat Sweden even with the Pope as goalie.
2000-06-05:
If Telia does well, the Pope will have the inquisition go public.
If Telia does well, the Pope will have the inquisition go public.		2000-05-22:
The Pope invents wind powered trams.
The Pope invents wind powered trams.
2000-05-08:
The Pope is considering losing the feathers before the summer.
The Pope is considering losing the feathers before the summer.		2000-04-24:
The Pope's orphanage gives nice profit during easter.
The Pope's orphanage gives nice profit during easter.
2000-04-19:
The Phantom Mecenat
The Phantom Mecenat		2000-04-10:
The Pope thinks the gideonite bible is a bit strange.
The Pope thinks the gideonite bible is a bit strange.
2000-03-27:
The Pope pulled a stunt at the Oscars.
The Pope pulled a stunt at the Oscars.		2000-03-14:
As usual, the Pope's apology is a bit late.
As usual, the Pope's apology is a bit late.
2000-03-07:
The Pope is from Canada.
The Pope is from Canada.		2000-02-29:
The Pope finds out what happens if you forget your password.
The Pope finds out what happens if you forget your password.
2000-02-21:
The Pope introduces his new sport: skit
The Pope introduces his new sport: skit		2000-02-15:
The Pope competes in Jeopardy.
The Pope competes in Jeopardy.
2000-02-07:
The Pope has one of his nightmares about Chicken McNuggets.
The Pope has one of his nightmares about Chicken McNuggets.		2000-02-01:
The Pope wants to be a millionaire.
The Pope wants to be a millionaire.
2000-01-24:
The Pope thinks Leonardo DiCrapio was a bad choice for the role as Jeanne d'Arc.
The Pope thinks Leonardo DiCrapio was a bad choice for the role as Jeanne d'Arc.		2000-01-10:
The Pope still has hopes for the Y2k bug.
The Pope still has hopes for the Y2k bug.
2000-01-03:
The Pope is disappointed of in the problemfree millennium turn.
The Pope is disappointed of in the problemfree millennium turn.
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