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The Pope is a Chicken!
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1999-12-28:
The Pope spends new year's eve trying to tell people that the new millennium doesn't begin for another year.
The Pope spends new year's eve trying to tell people that the new millennium doesn't begin for another year.		1999-12-13:
The Pope has his own Lucia celebration.
The Pope has his own Lucia celebration.
1999-12-06:
The Pope bought framfab stock at 100 SEK.
The Pope bought framfab stock at 100 SEK.		1999-11-29:
The Millennium Pope in pure silver. Limited edition only.
The Millennium Pope in pure silver. Limited edition only.
1999-11-22:
The Pope has his own line of LEGO products.
The Pope has his own line of LEGO products.		1999-11-15:
The Pope has heard that blowing your nose can make you sick.
The Pope has heard that blowing your nose can make you sick.
1999-11-02:
Mass is quite different when the Pope goes on Halloween vacation.
Mass is quite different when the Pope goes on Halloween vacation.		1999-10-26:
A fair warning in good time before easter.
A fair warning in good time before easter.
1999-10-18:
When a catholic uses contraceptives, the masked avenger comes to set things right.
When a catholic uses contraceptives, the masked avenger comes to set things right.		1999-10-11:
The Pope was never the same after seeing the first episode of South Park.
The Pope was never the same after seeing the first episode of South Park.
1999-10-04:
The Pope lists things besides cancer that is caused by sex.
The Pope lists things besides cancer that is caused by sex.		1999-09-27:
The Pope is leaving false messages too.
The Pope is leaving false messages too.
1999-09-20:
The Pope's contribution to the world of libraries: A code for makulatur.
The Pope's contribution to the world of libraries: A code for makulatur.		1999-09-13:
The Pope has fallen victim to the dreaded virus koala.
The Pope has fallen victim to the dreaded virus koala.
1999-09-07:
Even as a child, the Pope enjoyed funny hats.
Even as a child, the Pope enjoyed funny hats.		1999-08-30:
The Pope is humble.
The Pope is humble.
1999-08-23:
Not only did noone understand him, but noone could be bothered to hear the whole threat.
Not only did noone understand him, but noone could be bothered to hear the whole threat.
(Translation: I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous boulder on to your head.)		1999-08-16:
The Pope has excommunicated the millennium bug.
The Pope has excommunicated the millennium bug.
1999-08-03:
The Pope tries to run away from his Parkinson's.
The Pope tries to run away from his Parkinson's.		1999-07-26:
The Pope blames the dog for his own shortcomings as a babysitter.
The Pope blames the dog for his own shortcomings as a babysitter.
1999-07-19:
The Pope gave up his carrer as a anaesthetist because he always got anesthetics and euthanasia mixed up.
The Pope gave up his carrer as a anaesthetist because he always got anesthetics and euthanasia mixed up.		1999-07-12:
The Pope's fight against the laws of nature, part 2: Gravity
The Pope's fight against the laws of nature, part 2: Gravity
1999-06-28:
The Pope's fight against the laws of nature, part 1: Casualty
The Pope's fight against the laws of nature, part 1: Casualty		1999-06-21:
The Pope admires Zeb Macahan, but looks most of all like a snowman.
The Pope admires Zeb Macahan, but looks most of all like a snowman.
1999-06-14:
The Pope casts his vote.
The Pope casts his vote.		1999-06-07:
Watch it! The Pope may set the dog on you.
Watch it! The Pope may set the dog on you.
1999-05-31:

"The Pope" by Andy Warhol.		1999-05-24:
The Pope is looking for potential relics.
The Pope is looking for potential relics.
1999-05-17:
The Pope discovers how his computer works.
The Pope discovers how his computer works.		1999-05-10:
The Pope learnt driving by playing Grand Theft Auto.
The Pope learnt driving by playing Grand Theft Auto.
1999-05-03:
The Pope doesn't care about any rules about when you eat semlas.
The Pope doesn't care about any rules about when you eat semlas.		1999-04-28:
The Pope has got his own scanner.
The Pope has got his own scanner.
1999-04-20:
The Pope finds out how dangerous it can be to breath through your nose during mass.
The Pope finds out how dangerous it can be to breath through your nose during mass.		1999-04-13:
The Pope started out as a little pedophilatelist home in Krakow in the middle 1920's.
The Pope started out as a little pedophilatelist home in Krakow in the middle 1920's.
1999-04-05:
The Pope is getting ready for the beach.
The Pope is getting ready for the beach.		1999-03-29:
The Pope guest stars on South Park.
The Pope guest stars on South Park.
1999-03-22:
The Pope wonders how you're supposed to tell them apart if day and night are equally long.
The Pope wonders how you're supposed to tell them apart if day and night are equally long.		1999-03-15:
Secretly, the Pope practises yoga.
Secretly, the Pope practises yoga.
1999-03-08:
The Pope is looking for a babysitter for the next meeting with Pinochet and the guys in the dictator club.
The Pope is looking for a babysitter for the next meeting with Pinochet and the guys in the dictator club.		1999-03-01:
The Pope wonders how the right song could possibly have won when Nine Inch Nails' Screaming Slave wasn't even in the contest.
The Pope wonders how the right song could possibly have won when Nine Inch Nails' Screaming Slave wasn't even in the contest.
1999-02-22:
During the fast, the infant mortality in the Vatican goes down significantly.
During the fast, the infant mortality in the Vatican goes down significantly.		1999-02-15:
The Pope finds out that he's no daywalker.
The Pope finds out that he's no daywalker.
1999-02-08:
The Pope is writing Shakespear inspired drama.
The Pope is writing Shakespear inspired drama.		1999-02-01:
The Pope has saved some -50 degrees cold air in a jar.
The Pope has saved some -50 degrees cold air in a jar.
1999-01-25:
The Pope gets his clothing ideas from the Bible.
The Pope gets his clothing ideas from the Bible.		1999-01-18:
But at 78 years old, a bit more than
But at 78 years old, a bit more than "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" is required, right..?
1999-01-11:
The Pope wants to be a seabird.
The Pope wants to be a seabird.		1999-01-04:
The Pope was also affected by the change to 1999.
The Pope was also affected by the change to 1999.
1998-12-28:
The Pope celebrates the new year with some plastic surgery.
The Pope celebrates the new year with some plastic surgery.		1998-12-21:
The Pope identifies with Joseph.
The Pope identifies with Joseph.
1998-12-14:
Luckily, the
Luckily, the "Gäster med gester" people was sensitive to the limited range of the Pope.		1998-12-07:
The Pope thinks he should get the Nobel prize for understanding Galileo.
The Pope thinks he should get the Nobel prize for understanding Galileo.
1998-11-30:
The Pope is faster than his shadow.
The Pope is faster than his shadow.		1998-11-23:
The Pope'll have to buy a new chocolate Advent calendar.
The Pope'll have to buy a new chocolate Advent calendar.
1998-11-16:
The Pope is a bit lost himself.
The Pope is a bit lost himself.		1998-11-09:
The Pope excommunicates El Niño.
The Pope excommunicates El Niño.
1998-11-02:
The Pope likes music, but always get Charles and Marilyn mixed up.
The Pope likes music, but always get Charles and Marilyn mixed up.		1998-10-26:
The Pope has been to the book fair and has usurped 17 copies of the first volume of Bonniers dictionary.
The Pope has been to the book fair and has usurped 17 copies of the first volume of Bonniers dictionary.
1998-10-19:
The Pope tries orthodox judaism.
The Pope tries orthodox judaism.
1998-10-12:
The Pope is asking for a new computer.
The Pope is asking for a new computer.		1998-10-05:
The Pope thinks Clinton's scandal is a joke.
The Pope thinks Clinton's scandal is a joke.
1998-09-28:
The Pope thinks things were better before.
The Pope thinks things were better before.		1998-09-21:
The Pope is a bit late with his election campaign.
The Pope is a bit late with his election campaign.
1998-09-14:
The pope is out there...
The pope is out there...		1998-09-07:
The Pope regrets demanding the EU tomato export laws on stone tablets.
The Pope regrets demanding the EU tomato export laws on stone tablets.
1998-08-31:
The Pope illutrates physical phenomenons, part 17: Gravity(Identical to The Pope illustrates ekonomical concepts, part 5: Stock quotes)
The Pope illutrates physical phenomenons, part 17: Gravity
(Identical to The Pope illustrates ekonomical concepts, part 5: Stock quotes)		1998-08-24:
A surprised Pope is introduced to Aerir-Nisse.
A surprised Pope is introduced to Aerir-Nisse.
1998-08-10:
The Pope thought licking poles was safe in the summer.
The Pope thought licking poles was safe in the summer.		1998-08-03:
Sometimes the Pope dresses up as Gabriel and goes out to
Sometimes the Pope dresses up as Gabriel and goes out to "bless" a few virgins.
1998-07-27:
The Pope has become a tieboy.
The Pope has become a tieboy.		1998-07-20:
In all fairness it should be said that Martin Luther also was a chicken.
In all fairness it should be said that Martin Luther also was a chicken.
1998-07-13:
Did you know that the Pope had a small role in James Cameron's Titanic?
Did you know that the Pope had a small role in James Cameron's Titanic?		1998-07-06:
The Pope can stand on one foot for several minutes despite of the heat and the mosquitoes.
The Pope can stand on one foot for several minutes despite of the heat and the mosquitoes.
1998-06-29:
The Pope gets drunk on placebo.
The Pope gets drunk on placebo.		1998-06-22:
What the Pope likes most about soccer is meeting people after the game.
What the Pope likes most about soccer is meeting people after the game.
1998-06-15:
Nowadays there's a lot of goals when the Pope is a goalie.
Nowadays there's a lot of goals when the Pope is a goalie.		1998-06-01:
Naturally the Pope gets chicken with his communion.
Naturally the Pope gets chicken with his communion.
1998-05-25:
The Pope is a chicken in sheep's clothing.
The Pope is a chicken in sheep's clothing.		1998-05-18:
Suddenly it was clear that the Pope had sold out.
Suddenly it was clear that the Pope had sold out.
1998-05-11:
The Pope is a supermodel.
The Pope is a supermodel.		1998-05-04:
The Pope is a skater.
The Pope is a skater.
1998-04-27:
The Pope tries talking to peasants in latin.
The Pope tries talking to peasants in latin.		1998-04-20:
The Pope has Kabelvision.
The Pope has Kabelvision.
1998-04-13:
The Pope has had liposuction.
The Pope has had liposuction.		1998-04-06:
It turned out that Bill Gates was a chicken too.
It turned out that Bill Gates was a chicken too.
1998-03-30:
The Pope has a new suit too.
The Pope has a new suit too.		1998-03-23:
The spring is making the Pope amorous.
The spring is making the Pope amorous.
1998-03-16:
The Pope is standing on some wood. Make up your own jokes.
The Pope is standing on some wood. Make up your own jokes.		1998-03-09:
The Pope's voice is changing.
The Pope's voice is changing.
1998-03-02:
The Pope doesn't think the weather makes it easier to kiss the ground.
The Pope doesn't think the weather makes it easier to kiss the ground.		1998-02-23:
The Pope is skiing Vasaloppet.
The Pope is skiing Vasaloppet.
1998-02-16:
The Pope wants to play curling too.
The Pope wants to play curling too.		1998-02-09:

"The Pope" by Salvador Dali.
1998-02-02:
The Pope is thinking about going into pediatrics.
The Pope is thinking about going into pediatrics.		1998-01-26:
The real reason behind the Popes visit to Cuba.
The real reason behind the Popes visit to Cuba.
1998-01-19:

"The Pope" by René Magritte.		1998-01-12:
The Pope is still writing the wrong year on his checks.
The Pope is still writing the wrong year on his checks.
1998-01-05:
The Pope is a pathetic Rammstein wannabe.
The Pope is a pathetic Rammstein wannabe.		1997-12-29:
The Pope arranges the fireworks.
The Pope arranges the fireworks.
1997-12-22:
The Pope is an American vulgar santa.
The Pope is an American vulgar santa.		1997-12-15:
The Pope - licenced to kill.
The Pope - licenced to kill.
1997-12-08:
The Pope is celebrating Lucia.
The Pope is celebrating Lucia.		1997-12-01:
The Pope is having fun in the snow.
The Pope is having fun in the snow.
1997-11-24:
The Pope interprets the Bible.
The Pope interprets the Bible.		1997-11-17:
The Pope is cruising in his new Mercedes.
The Pope is cruising in his new Mercedes.
[Thanks to Danne for the idea]
1997-11-10:
The chicken formerly known as The Pope.
The chicken formerly known as The Pope.		1997-11-03:
The Pope is a frog eater.
The Pope is a frog eater.
1997-10-27:
Chicky Spice
Chicky Spice		1997-10-20:
1997-10-13:
The Pope is an economist.
The Pope is an economist.		1997-10-06:
The 6th member of Oasis: The Pope.
The 6th member of Oasis: The Pope.
1997-09-29:
The Pope is a rocker.
The Pope is a rocker.		1997-09-22:
1997-09-15:
The Pope is a robot.
The Pope is a robot.		1997-09-08:
The Pope is trying to get the olympics to the Vatican.
The Pope is trying to get the olympics to the Vatican.
1997-09-01:
What does the Pope have in common with EMU?-They're both flightless birds.
What does the Pope have in common with EMU?
-They're both flightless birds.		1997-08-25:
The Pope is a freshman.
The Pope is a freshman.
1997-08-18:
The Pope is farming.
The Pope is farming.		1997-08-11:
The Pope is sucked into a black hole.
The Pope is sucked into a black hole.
1997-08-04:
The Pope is jumping hurdles.
The Pope is jumping hurdles.		1997-07-28:
The Pope goes south for the summer.
The Pope goes south for the summer.
1997-07-21:
The Pope is incognito.
The Pope is incognito.		1997-07-14:
The Pope is 20 years old too. Honest.
The Pope is 20 years old too. Honest.
1997-06-30:
The Pope is tanning.
The Pope is tanning.		1997-06-23:
The Pope wants to bang Mother Earth too.
The Pope wants to bang Mother Earth too.
1997-06-16:
The Pope bikes 300 km voluntarily.
The Pope bikes 300 km voluntarily.		1997-06-09:
The Pope has graduated.
The Pope has graduated.
1997-06-02:
The Pope celebrates the flag.
The Pope celebrates the flag.		1997-05-26:
The Pope has been assimilated.
The Pope has been assimilated.
1997-05-19:
Another expectant trekker: The Pope.
Another expectant trekker: The Pope.
1997-05-12:

"The Pope" by Pablo Picasso.		1997-05-05:
The Pope is an old IBM bucket.
The Pope is an old IBM bucket.
1997-04-28:
The Pope is playing hockey.
The Pope is playing hockey.		1997-04-21:
The Pope seen from behind.
The Pope seen from behind.
1997-04-14:
The Pope is bungee jumping.
The Pope is bungee jumping.		1997-04-07:
The Pope survived easter.
The Pope survived easter.
1997-03-24:
The Pope is a ninja.
The Pope is a ninja.		1997-03-17:
The Pope in deep water.
The Pope in deep water.
1997-03-10:
The Vatican attacks!
The Vatican attacks!		1997-03-03:
The Pope has been cloned.
The Pope has been cloned.
1997-02-24:
The Pope is a fashion victim.
The Pope is a fashion victim.		1997-02-17:
The Pope on the seven seas.
The Pope on the seven seas.
1997-02-10:
The Pope: as seen on TV.
The Pope: as seen on TV.		1997-02-03:
The Pope has a piercing.
The Pope has a piercing.
The Pope is cool on the web.
The Pope is cool on the web.		The Pope is not like us mortals.
The Pope is not like us mortals.
The Pope is a transvestite.
The Pope is a transvestite.		The Pope is a taliban.
The Pope is a taliban.
The Pope goes to communion.
The Pope goes to communion.		The Pope as a child.
The Pope as a child.
The Pope knows violence.
The Pope knows violence.		The Pope known many languages.
The Pope known many languages.
The Pope thinks he's a cowboy.
The Pope thinks he's a cowboy.		The Pope has eaten A LOT of children.
The Pope has eaten A LOT of children.
The Pope eats children for breakfast.
The Pope eats children for breakfast.
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